We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
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The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
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do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
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