You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
So i just got diagnosed with swine flu. im at walgreens looking like shit and this guy keeps staring at me. Im so gonna cough in his face.
well, dont
I didnt. i just coughed then looked at him menacingly. he got it.
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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