no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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