I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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