are you still at the devil's house?
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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