But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
'allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?
oh no. you're at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?
I am an inebriated elf. you may fucketh off.
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