I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
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