i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
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At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
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I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
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