I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
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I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
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It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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