this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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