I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
The girls stopped by my apartment. They caught me naked with a nearly empty bottle of vodka in one hand, drawing crop circles in the carpet with the vacuum.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
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he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
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I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
What a dumb baby whore.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
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