Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
You called yourself Captain Aspirin and then tried to cure my headache by shoving pills up my nose. Fuck you becoming a nurse, you can't take care of me while you're drunk ever again. Ever.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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