It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
Randomize
