You're a womanizer and a bitch.
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
Randomize
