I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
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She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
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I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
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