How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
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is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
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Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
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