Just cropdusted the office
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
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