Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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