question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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