I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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