at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
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Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
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We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
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