Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
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Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
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I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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