Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
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I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
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I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I need water and some morals
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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