try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
Randomize
