Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
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i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
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Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
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