I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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