I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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