If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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