We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
Randomize
