is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
I'm always down for nudity.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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