after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
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I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
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You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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