I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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