they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
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SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
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I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
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