He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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