i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
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