It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
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she is the kim kardashian of front butts
he fucked my hip out of place.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
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Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
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