i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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