So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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