Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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