Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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