u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
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btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
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Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
I can't turn off my feet"
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
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