he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
we're chasing vodka with high fives
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
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Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
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YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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