There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
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6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
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Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
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