google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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