Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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