My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
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I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
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AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
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