Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
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I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
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Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
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