Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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