Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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