I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
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