: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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