quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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