some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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