Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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